"Wake up it's time for bowling school." - O

Windows NT blue screens are really, really bad.... A doesn't want to become an astronaut - they blow up. He's a young realist.

I'ts 7:53 and I'm stinking tired. This is lame... I have to stay up for 24... When is cold and flu season over anyway? I can't wait til A is out for the summer of that 'petrie dish' we call Preschool... how do you spell petrie anyway?

Things I thought I would never say, see or hear:

O tries to bite the dogs ear...

Mom says, "Don't put your penis on the radiator" and " Don't lick the fridgerator" all in the same day.

O sings, "6 geese a laying, Fiiiiive Golden rings, 4 Fucking Birds, 3 French hens, etc"....

A says, "I'm sick of that Guy looking at me" referring to Santa (you know "he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake)

Owen tries to glue a Christmas ornament together with hand lotion.