We were visiting the hospital and we walked by Human Resources Department. O asked, "Is that were they keep the body parts"?

My little one gets off the bus, tears in eyes, "My girlfriend broke up with me", starts crying as I comfort him, I inquire, "What happened?" He replies, "She wants to go out with Justin Beiber, sniff sniff". Now I have to hold back a laugh. I comfort him some more then find out the real reason he's upset is he doesn't know how to go about getting another girlfriend. Couple of weeks later news hits that Justin is seen kissing Selena Gomez. Suddenly my Kindergartener has a girlfriend again. What the...