Things I thought I would never say, see or hear:

O tries to bite the dogs ear...

Mom says, "Don't put your penis on the radiator" and " Don't lick the fridgerator" all in the same day.

O sings, "6 geese a laying, Fiiiiive Golden rings, 4 Fucking Birds, 3 French hens, etc"....

A says, "I'm sick of that Guy looking at me" referring to Santa (you know "he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake)

Owen tries to glue a Christmas ornament together with hand lotion.